I don’t really have a celebrity crush. I mean I do find some of them hot. Hello. McDreamy. McSteamy. Brad Pitt (but the younger Brad, not so much the Brad now). George Clooney (old and young).
And then there is Edward….um…Robert Pattinson. He’s dreamy. I mean I’m not going to say I’d leave my husband for him. Because he’s really only dreamy as Edward. I don’t really think he’s cute when he looks like himself.
But when I was younger. PRINCE WILLIAM. HELLO. Hot stuff even as a kid. And growing up? Totally got hotter. I always held out hope that I'd become his Princess (Queen) one day. But sadly, Kate totally stole him from me. Which was rude. I mean we didn't even have a chance to meet. So it's like he doesn't know what he is missing.
And then if that whole Prince William thing didn't work out there was JTT. He was MY MAN! He just didn’t know it. But we were going to meet in the most romantic way and he was just going to fall head over heels in love with me and that would be it. We would live happily ever after. NO DOUBT.
Sadly for my teenage self that never happened.
But I’m ok. I mean I’m not rich or famous. Or married to anyone rich or famous. But I’m ok just the same. I've got Steve. And I will always be Queen of this castle :)